I’m suddenly glad that I don’t have a dad.

I have seen the light! I will now make my father proud by being the manliest daughter I can be!

i’m sorry commenters, i didn’t mean that. rough day at work.

OH MY GOD WHEN DID BUZZFEED COMMENTERS GET AS ANNOYING AS YOUTUBE COMMENTERS WILL YOU ALL JUST LAUGH AT A JOKE AND MOVE ON

Wow, gender bias! I’m glad this post has cleared up how much “my dad” hates me for not being manly. Now I can go change my life and be less happy with the things that I love. Oh wait, my dad supports and loves me. Go fuck yourself.

yes as a girl i really do need to shave my chest hair, and since i’m bi, chances are i will bring home either a girl or a boy, depending on who i fall in love with! well noted:D

No, it’s not him being a dick it’s about you being a man. Example- If you can’t change a tire or know how to do an oil change on your car you get a big FAIL in being a man.

I bet the hipsters would cringe at the thought of this. haha. I am for diversity and all, but a man should act masculine, be assertive, be decisive, be honorable,and not act like a pussy. Any guy who fails to do so is not a man, he is simply a grown male of the species.

Thankfully I’m not some hipster trash, so this dad will love me and my women getting abilities.

I’m getting sick of rigid, cliched rules that tell me the how to “Be a Man.” Oh, and hell if this dad gets anything. Psh.

If my dad was this much of a dick, I’m pretty sure Twisted Sister would have bursted through my walls long ago.

So, a Father’s Day guide for hipsters, then?

Man, dad sounds like a dick!