17 Medieval Snails That Perfectly Summarise Your Life

    We're all just snails in the margins of 500 year old manuscripts.

    1. When you have to give someone a lift but you're not happy about it.

    2. When you say you don't really like Adele.

    3. When someone insists on making a toast but you just want to eat already.

    4. When you look at yourself in the mirror first thing in the morning.

    5. When your friend is telling you about their ex and you're trying to seem sympathetic without saying "I told you so."

    6. When you post an unpopular opinion online and prepare yourself for the comments.

    7. When you get a little too drunk and try to pull someone totally out of your league.

    8. When you've spent way too much money on lottery tickets and you're waiting for them to announce the numbers and you know you won't win but you cling onto the hope anyway.

    9. When you're the most responsible one in your friend group and have to take your drunk friend home.

    10. When you finally find true love.

    11. When you've left your Halloween costume too late and have to be a cat again.

    12. When you try a little harder with your Halloween costume.

    13. When you only compete with people of the same calibre.

    14. When you have to move back in with your parents after uni and neither of you are happy about it.

    15. When you and your mates have really dividing opinions.

    16. When your mum keeps calling you from downstairs but doesn't hear your reply so you have to yell.

    17. When you finally master telekinesis and become a supreme overlord.