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    This Is What The Cast Of "Made In Chelsea" Would Look Like As Dogs

    Or, "If Dogs Had Posh-People Hair".

    Mark-Francis Vandelli as an elegant Doberman pinscher.

    "I don't care much for walks," says Mark-Francis Doberman-Pinscher Vandelli Orlov-Romanovsky, "I prefer saunters."

    "My collar is Valentino," he adds.

    Spencer Matthews as a very lascivious pug.

    "Hey babe," says Spencer Pugthews, playing with his chest hair and drooling slightly, "I went to Eton." He winks at you while breathing heavily.

    Binky Felstead as a very lashy King Charles spaniel.

    Binky actually owns a King Charles spaniel. People really do choose dogs that look like them.

    Jamie Laing as a very eager Labrador.

    "Haha, yea boi!" he barks, "I'll do anything for approval!"

    Alex Mytton as a French bulldog.

    As with Frenchies, many women find him inexplicably adorable. Also like a Frenchie, he looks like he has trouble breathing.

    Rosie Fortescue as a big-eyed Chihuahua.

    A petite frame and big eyes doesn't mean harmless, as proven by Chihuahuas and Rosie.

    Ollie Locke as an Afghan hound.

    Gentle, sweet, and with long, luxurious hair – Afghan hounds are a lot like Ollie Locke.

    Victoria Barker Harber as a cat.

    Because only a cat can replicate Victoria's ability to disapprove of someone with a single look.

    Oh, and here’s an artistic rendition of what the dog-version of MIC might actually look like.