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Are You Actually A "Nice Guy"?

Congratulations on your girlfriend. This is irrelevant to whether or not you are a "Nice Guy" but all that can be deduced from your answers. Call your girlfriend to remind her that she is indeed a girl, a friend, and your girlfriend.

You have a girlfriend.

If only girls would stop thinking of you as a friend and give you the sex you deserve. Unfortunately you are too nice, which is why they won’t have sex with you. No one wants to have sex with someone who is nice to them.

You are a "Nice Guy".

Congratulations on not being terrible. Continue doing what you’re doing and not blaming women for your problems!

You're an OK guy, probably.

In vain you search for your model among human beings; from those who have gone farther than you, you have borrowed only the compromising and harmful aspect: from the sage, sloth; from the saint, incoherence; from the aesthete, rancor; from the poet, profligacy – and from all, disagreement with yourself, ambiguity in everyday things and hatred for what lives simply to live. Pure, you regret filth; sordid, seemliness; vague, vigor. You will never be anything but what you are not, and the despair of being what you are. With what contrasts was your substance imbued and what mingled genius presided over your relegation in the world? Determination to diminish yourself has made you espouse in others their appetite for collapse: in this musician, this disease; in this prophet, this defect. Bitterness, principle of your determination, your mode of action, and understanding, is the one fixed point in your oscillation between disgust for the world and self-pity.

Life is a constant battle between you and the world, and the world is winning.

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