23 Cats To Help You Respond To Catcalls

Seriously, cut it out. Hisssssss.

1. “I know I look good. You don’t have to remind me.”

2. “MAKE THOSE KISSING SOUNDS ONE MORE TIME.”

3. “Really? Dayum? Is that all you could come up with?”

4. “Call me a babe again and I’ll call you an ambulance.”

5. “You’re lost and need directions? Sure.

7. “Want me to smile? I’ll smile when you leave me alone.”

8. “This is a library, not a dive bar.”

9.Uptight? You don’t even know me.”

10. “My zodiac sign? Really?”

11. “Stop badgering me or I’ll lose my appetite.”

12. “Pick. Up. Lines. Never. Work.”

13. “Do I look like a dog to you? STOP with the whistling.”

14. “Is this your idea of flirting?”

15. “LAST TIME I CHECKED, MY NAME IS NOT ‘BABY.’”

16. “Yes, ‘my legs go all the way up.’ That’s how legs work.”

17. “It doesn’t matter where I’m going. You’re not coming.”

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18. “Complimenting my ass is not a compliment.”

19. “No, I did not get dressed up for you.”

20. “I can feel your eyes on me. IT’S CREEPY.”

21. “I am trying to have a nice time with my friends.”

22. “What are you doing? I obviously have a boyfriend.”

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