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    17 Insane Christmas Decorations You Won't Believe Actually Exist

    DECK THE HALLS WITH EXPENSIVE GIANT INFLATABLES!!!!

    1. This FIFTEEN FOOT HIGH Illuminated Gingerbread Archway

    2. This DRESS THAT IS ALSO A TREE.

    3. This LIFE-SIZED SANTA that sits on a bench.

    4. This stocking that is 60 inches high.

    5. These nutcrackers that are DISGUISED AS TOPIARIES.

    You can't see me, I'm a bush. You can have your very own for $390 each here and here.

    6. These strange Santa shower curtains.

    $54.40 here and here.

    7. This crystal wreath with a LITERAL TOWN ON IT.

    A house, a bridge, trees, families. $119.95, if you need it, here.

    8. Two SEVEN-FOOT-TALL candy canes that wish you a Merry Christmas!

    9. This oversized Santa in an ACTUAL SLEIGH.

    10. This six-foot-high ELF ON A FIREPLACE SHELF.

    11. This light projector that makes it look like it's ALWAYS SNOWING.

    12. This tree that MAKES ITS OWN DARN SNOW.

    13. A huge DINO SANTA.

    14. And a SEVEN FOOT TALL RUDOLPH to be his friend.

    15. 5 feet of LIT SNOWMEN.

    16. This cartoony Santa Claus bedding.

    17. And drumroll, please: a four-foot-high leg lamp.

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