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I had the awesome opportunity of meeting my idol, Orlando Bloom-- I'm a massive LOTR fan and have been kinda maybe obsessed with him since I was like 11. When I saw him, the first words out of my mouth (completey unintentional) were "Omg, when I was young, you made me realize I was… Read More

Drank tequila for the first time. Went to a uni party. Made out with boy. Woke up next morning with no recollection. Talked to boy like it was a regular day while he stared at me oddly. Was then briefed by friends about said make out session while I drowned in mortification. Was then… Read More

Um It's "Tale of Genji," not "GENGI."

Pulling out a damn wedgie! I don't understand how women are expected to wear clothes that crawl up their butt but it's completely unacceptable to pull it OUT of the butt.

A naked Orlando Bloom, a big fluffy bed and golden retriever puppies. Oh, and a nutella fountain.

'It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest that I go to than I have ever known' - Tale of Two Cities by Charles Dickens

What does Cinderella do when she's horny? Lies on Pinocchio's face and says, "Lie, Pinocchio, Lie!"

I know I should probably say my mom or my dad; but my real hero is my older brother. My mom died when I was a kid, and my brother took it really hard, which led to him almost flunking out of college and battling bad company and addiction. But he pushed through all of his pain, and… Read More

The Lord Of The Rings-- Fabulous piece of literature that uses fantasy to represent the trials of WWI and WWII where the symbolism used can be seen as very relevant in current society. A Tale Of Two Cities by Charles Dickens-- A brilliant book that challenges the meaning of love,… Read More