1. Disposable razors just don’t do the job.
2. The heat that comes with wearing a human sweater year round.
3. Having to be on unibrow alert.
5. People commenting on the exotic places that you have hair.
19. Hobbit feet.
20. Leaving your partner covered in hair after shirtless…cuddling.
21. It’s infeasible to shave/trim the hair on any part of your body because it would look like a negative space painting.
22. Itching. Always.
- Bitterly cold temperatures and arctic winds began freezing large swathes of the U.S. Northeast on Saturday.