2. He has extremely cool friends.
5. When Drake was a young actor, he played Marius in a local youth theater production of Les Miserables.
Everyone knows that Marius is a really great boyfriend to Cosette.
6. Your Jewish mom will be very happy you’re dating within the tribe.
10. You get to pretend to be a fireman on his in-home stripper pole.
11. He has the best sense of style. Who else could rock drop-waist leather sweatpants?
He has the coziest looking sweaters of all time.
14. All good Canadian boys are taught to worship the queen…
…and all other royalty that they should happen to meet.
16. You’ll be really smiley if he gives you a kiss on the cheek.
17. He’s really good at soccer.
18. And hockey too.
Duh, he’s Canadian.