26 Things That Cats Have Outgrown

No thank you to all-nighters, binge drinking, and bad decisions.

1. Wearing uncomfortable but “cool” outfits.

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I make my own sense of fashion. IDC IDC IDC what you say.

2. Not eating fruit.

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Dude. Antioxidants.

3. Going out.

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Outside? Why? We can’t stay home? It’s Friday night though!

4. Being afraid of differences.

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I will be friends with whoever I get along with. Screw what everyone else says.

5. Poor personal hygiene.

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Showers are great. Cleanliness is awesome.

6. Waiting for someone to pay attention.

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I’m totally fine asking for it. Love me, please. Now.

7. Binge drinking.

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Unless its milk. Milk is awesome.

8. Not initiating a hug.

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9. Letting friends make bad decisions.

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Yes, I hid your keys, you punk. I’m not letting you drive drunk.

10. Chasing futile goals.

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I’m 29. I’m not going to be a Victoria’s Secret model.

11. Hating their parents.

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I MISS MY MOMMY SO MUCH!!

12. Hiding from responsibilities.

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If I get it done now, I can do more later!

13. Scrutinizing their own flaws.

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Is that a white hair? Good. I’m going to rock it. Its WISDOM.

14. Playing hard to get.

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No, I’ll make the first move. Ain’t nobody got time fo that.

15. Thinking younger siblings are annoying.

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No one worships me anymore :(

16. Pretentious clubs.

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DJs don’t make real music. Sorry.

17. Waiting to show someone you love just how much you love them.

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I will cuddle you to death for no reason on a Monday night. Watch out.

18. Freaking out over what someone said over social media.

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NOBODY. CARES.

19. Eating lots of candy.

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Ugh. No thanks.

20. All these new toys.

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What happened to legos?

21. Hating books.

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Reading is awesome.

22. Figuring out new technology.

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I just learnt that other… grrr….

23. Pool parties.

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Ugh.

24. Parental criticism.

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Enough.

25. Disliking babies.

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They’re … not… that bad. Maybe I want my own. Not right now, but someday.

26. Thinking that being holed up in a room is lame.

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It’s the best. Gimme a cuddle buddy and I might never leave.

Growing up is scary.

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Sometimes I don’t even know myself anymore, but I like the new me more.

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