Then he acts all surprised when he’s hungover
“I just had 14 beers!”
4. “Dancing”. That’s what he calls what he does at the club.
The king of two-left-feet
5. He’s SO SLOW.
OMG HURRY UP you’re blocking the whole sidewalk
7. It’s like he can’t grip Anything. Ever.
Probably explains the balance
10. Because, idk if you knew, but pandas fall all the time
11. Every time they climb something, they fall. Every. Time.
What’s worse than baby pandas with no balance?
Adult pandas who can’t stand up for like, one minute.
12. Pandas are this rare combination of asshole and clumsy
14. You bought your friend a nice present and he ripped it apart.
17. He gets his fur coat all dirty, and then complains about it.
Don’t you have enough laundry to do?
19. No consideration for how busy you are. He drinks like all night…
It gets really bad sometimes.
20. Pandas suck at reading maps.
“Idk how I got here, frealz. Can I get a ride, though?”
22. He’s ALWAYS hungry
They’ll steal all your food without asking