#6 seems like prime sea monster territory.
#6 seems like prime sea monster territory.
Yeah, white people writing about Asians getting plastic surgery generally doesn’t turn out very well. Though to be honest, I actually found this article less privileged and disrespectful than most of its type (such as that one Jezebel article which pretty much amounted to “WOW LOOK AT ALL THE KOREAN WOMEN GETTING PLASTIC SURGERY SO WEIRD LET’S STARE AT THEM”).
That is the best drawing of a winged potato I’ve ever seen.
I’m sure the Admiral’s loud, resounding, memetic voice could easily be heard from the other side.
Second method. Possibly even dumber than the first.
I made two.
Only less friendly.
Genius. Now this kind of creationism I can believe in.
I wanted it to be real…
I was going to say he seems like a rejected Austin Powers character, but your description is much better.