1. This ball is the most important thing in his life right now.
Don’t you DARE, human.
2. This kitty who wants more than anything to get out of this relationship.
4. This fellow who is extremely jazzed about having successfully retrieved the newspaper.
5. This agoraphobic pug before his annual visit to the vet.
OH GOD. OH GOD NO.
6. This little guy who is business in front, party in the back.
Keep it cool. Keep it professional.