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14 Times Amy Schumer Said Exactly What You Were Thinking

Homegirl's got your back. Watch Amy's best moments taking on Hollywood at the 2015 MTV Movie Awards nominee on MTV.com!

1. When your grandma asks you if there’s a special someone in your life yet:

2. When you put on THOSE jeans and look in the mirror:

3. When your friends rush to console you after you get dumped:

4. When a guy sends you an unprompted XXX pic:

5. When you’re the only person on the elevator NOT looking at your smartphone:

6. When your jokey status falls flat, and someone calls you “problematic”:

7. When your archenemy at work announces that she’s getting married:

8. When you're sending your little sister off to college:

9. When your friend says she Googled the guy she matched with, and it turns out he’s 100% married:

10. When you get invited to another destination wedding invitation you can't afford:

11. When one of your coolest “never met you before” Facebook friends asks to hang out IRL:

12. When your dad backhandedly remarks that you owe your success to him:

13. When you’re buying flowers for Mother’s Day:

14. When your crush says he loves girls that don’t give a f***:

What truth bombs did Amy drop at the 2015 MTV Movie Awards? Catch her highlights on MTV.com!