1.
When she asks, "Did you just fart?"
2.
When you realize you're officially too drunk to have sex:
3.
While getting a prostate exam:
4.
When you catch your roommate singing Taylor Swift songs while doing the dishes:
5.
When your girlfriend says "I love you too," but you totally didn't say "I love you":
6.
When your buddy asks you if you exfoliate:
7.
When your new hair gel makes you feel so damn adorable:
8.
When you pay your friend back in singles just so you can make it rain:
9.
When you say "Yeah, I lift," but really this is what you mean:
10.
When your one-night stand packs you a lunch the next day:
11.
When your girlfriend asks if she should take that job overseas:
12.
When that annoying guy from work keeps calling you his "homie":
13.
When the landlord promises he'll never raise your rent:
14.
When you crack a joke, and your girlfriend's dad just scowls:
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