High school hunk Levi Johnston, who's in town for his Playgirl shoot this weekend, got a flash-filled welcome at Newark Airport late last night.

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Lifelong Michael Jackson fan and porn star Wolf Hudson reacts after MJ is insulted on set.

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Microsoft's new search engine, Bing.com, promises better search results for shoppers. Here are ten things you CAN'T buy (and 10, surprisingly, that you can).

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If you need to know what a bottom is, you're probably not a gay man. NYC, not surprisingly, has the most tops. Too bad Southwest doesn't fly into JFK.

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According to the manufacturers, the bolt-cutter-resistant “belts are made for long term use … escape and arousal is impossible.” Like, how long term?

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Got a philandering boyfriend? With this revolutionary male version of the legendary restraint, you don't have to worry. Despite this man's in-depth explanation of the benefits, we're still a little unnerved.

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Porn Star RJ Danvers continues twittering through his sex scenes again today.

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Porn star RJ Danver's tweeted his sex scene yesterday … including paperwork, lube problems and rug burn.

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Twenty-year old porn star RJ Danvers is using Twitter to update his fans his scenes as they happen, though even he confesses that all the lube does make it hard to, uh, tweet.

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SF Moma purchased on of the original spoons. We're hoping the new ones are a little bit more recession-friendly.

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From the man who brought you “I Fucked Paris Hilton” T-Shirts. An early iteration — a gold-plated McDonald's coffee stirrer — was bought by San Francisco Museum of Modern Art.

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Maybe they should change their missionary tags from “Elder” to “Twink.”

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'Men on a Mission' cost its publisher membership in the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints and his degree from BYU. But he has plans for a new calendar — with sexy Mormon moms.

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Mormon missionaries are lining up to go shirtless in the Mormons Exposed 2009 Calendar. Topless is fine, but we're really interested in seeing their big love.

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Starlets are suddenly all comparing themselves to trannys. But let's face it: Lady Gaga, Megan Fox, Blake Lively wish they were that feminine!

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“I just don't feel that it's all that sexy. It's weird. And uncomfortable. I look at photos of myself, and I look like such a tranny! It's amazing!” And that most trannys would think was an unflattering comparison.

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“I feel like a tranny a lot of the time” says Blake Lively. Except like Megan Fox and Lady Gaga, she's missing the penis part.

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“I'm a tranny. I'm a man,” Fox joked to E!'s Giulianna Rancic. “I'm painfully insecure, like I'm on the verge of vomiting right now.” But she still doesn't have a penis.

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The winner of the Mr. Panama competition (centre) was told to step down after the organizers discovered his past as a jerk-off model for amateur site Sean Cody. His name is Ryan Oliver but he went by “Andy” on the porn site.

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It's in Spanish, but even we know how to translate “pornografía gay” It also tells that in addition to Mr. Panama (left) and Mr. Argentina, yet ANOTHER South American Mister, Mr. Venezuala, can be added to the list of South American's disqualified for doing dirty videos.

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