“Let’s go into Victoria Secret, I need a bra,” she said.
Then you think about whether you should stay outside or go inside…
1. Wait outside and awkwardly bust out your cellphone to text or pretend to call someone so you don’t look like a loser.
5. “I’m going to try this on,” she says.
“Don’t be silly! You’ll be fine,” as she leaves to the back.
6. Now it’s time to drift to the furtherest, most non-populated region of the store.
7. Wait… is that (acquaintance you know from work or school)?!
Oh @#$%, now I look like a pervert. Panic-mode sets in. WHERE IS MY FRIEND?!