Ms. Frizzle is ***Flawless.
Ms. Frizzle is ***Flawless.
11 out of 14. SEXPERT.
#17 Reasons I nominate Tracy Clayton for President of the WORLD
These responses amaze me, but Tumblr itself still terrifies the shit out of me.
Oh my goodness; a commercially successful pop singer accused of being a complete “diva”/bitch off camera. What groundbreaking news…this is so not deadpan sarcasm…-_- If she’s being compared to Mariah Carey all the time, then this “diva”/bitch news only confirms such a thing.
8 out of 10! wOOt ^_^
This is just heartwarming and I’m generally a bitch about things.
#13 Oh stop right there. It was one thing to present your case of Beyoncé being a talented individual but whose fandom could use a HUMONGOUS dose of chill the fuck out. Yet acting like her internet presence is so awful, is insulting to even a Beyoncé dilettante like me (B’Day and Beyoncé are the albums of hers I own; other singles know their places in my heart.) Fine, Beyoncé’s moves on the internet does bring the Beyhive and the dilettantes out to play. If her fandom and in turn her that day bothers you soooooooooo much, how about viewing other things on the internet? Not that hard to do.
The glaring error is the Beyoncé related comment. It’s people who hate Beyoncé that deserve the ire of the hater. Other than that, most of this does a decent job of describing my hater side.
This bitch must’ve forgotten this fact from “Run The World (Girls)”…Beyonce raised a glass for the college grads. Not jackasses that drop a day to celebrate another bitch’s birthday. That is not “***Flawless” behavior. It’ll suck to be her in hindsight.
#8 Shade is I don’t tell you you’re ugly; but I don’t have to tell you, because you know you’re ugly. #13 It’s “***Flawless”; like A Pimp Named Slickback or A Tribe Called Quest, the whole title of “***Flawless” must be typed out.
In that photo of Kanye staring at her ass, all he’s thinking is, “Bitch used up all my face mask material for THIS?!”
This is actually a tasteful version of something that could’ve gone tacky very quickly.
It’s some FUCKED up shit. That is all you need to know.
9 out of 11…should I be ashamed or really really amazed?
I gave this a heart for one reason: Adore Delano’s song “I Adore U”.
Can we talk about more of this FOOOOOOOOOINE Johnny Depp looking man? HAAAAAAAAAAAY Cary! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
“Nothing In This World” is the only bearable singing she’s capable of. Other than that, bitch couldn’t carry a tune in a bucket.
Do not insult Chun-Li like that.
I’ve always thought she was “alt pop”.
ALL HAIL THE KING BEYSUS! Long may her success continue!
Worst dressed is a tie between RiFF RaFF, Katy Perry and Jennifer Lopez. RiFF and Katy’s denim sheer lack of taste and J.Lo for looking tacky and slutty [like the Dancing With the Stars trophy had sex with Charo’s wardrobe in a whorehouse].
Not even my liking of Ariana Grande’s singing can make me forgive the awfulness that is “Bang Bang”.
YAY! (/^_^)/ (I hate her so much)
“You got: Hades You’re reserved and have a little bit of a dark side. People misunderstand your need for deep thought and introspection. You’re a deep thinker who doesn’t mind time alone to assess a situation.” Holy shit.
“You got: Whitney Houston You’re a bold, confident person who won’t tolerate anything less than total respect from the people around you. You’re extremely good at expressing your feelings.” MY LAND!
There is no such fucking thing as cultural appropriation. Anyone insisting there is might as well be like Jessie Spano wanting to buy Lisa Turtle’s french fries for the rest of their fucking lives. It was bad enough when Lily Allen got shit for no reason by way of “Hard Out Here”, but these claims of “appropriation” shit has to stop.
Now that shit is just tacky.
Any study claiming women having orgasms at all is a damn lie. LIZA MINELLI…LIES!
Even when she was “country” she was always pop-country anyway (which is why I liked some of her songs more than I thought I would). Red was a sign that she had stopped pretending to be country and I applauded that. Now with 1989, she’s finally being straight up Pop and I approve of that.
I’ll be honest…”Shake it Off” is actually a decent song. The video is pretty good too and someone on her PR team must’ve taught her what being in on the joke is. I’m not mad at this.
“Mariah Carey died so I could live.” SHADY APES.
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS GAGA YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
#7 The Elusive Chanteuse… SHADY APES
How the fuck does “true talent” = country music? BuzzFeed, you have fucked up royally.
She was an actress on the Nickelodeon show Sam & Cat (and some other show on the same network) playing Cat Valentine (Cat being so stupid she couldn’t tell an an oboe from a blowjob) who is now a surprisingly decent singer outside of this song. She’s been labeled a next coming of Mariah Carey which is admittedly far-fetched as fuck even though Ariana is one of the better new acts of 2010s era music.
Barbarella level space camp gone wrong + Kidz Bop jewel tone color pallete = This video I can’t with this video. Certainly something better could’ve been made.
Oh shit, not her too. : (