I hope nobody pees in that thing; it'd look like a pitcher of Country Time Lemonade. O_O

Fair enough; I'll entertain the thought that I might have been overreacting, but I will say this…I'm one of the friendlier Texans that will respectfully debate with a person. Things could've been uglier had I been uglier. Let's just agree that the judge is a no good facial waster.

If that's the case, then there would have been no mentioning of you saying that you're so glad you don't live in Texas.

Jar Jar is hated like the French, so I might have found an inadvertent fusion of the two. Thanks!

To: krisztinai, jmdunn2 and Tom D. Do not generalize the state of Texas as the Mecca of inane and asinine individuals solely because of this facial waster judge. This is one of the worst things I've heard of in a while, and frankly I share the sentiments of everyone else. This was horrible; those parents ought to be tracked down and be reprimanded. I can bet that all of your home states have done things equally shitty, but that does not mean I will hold ALL of the people against it; just the jackasses responsible for the shitty act at hand.

Mesh shirts were NEVER in style but, yes this post points out beautiful things of the 90s.

Are any of the male sculptures horny? Something tells me they have wood somehow.

“Zees ees tru arht!” (Vague French art enthusiast voice)

These are purely awesome!

I watched the whole thing and I think it sucked out loud. That of course being code for “Fit for EuroVision's singing contest.”