Only slashing their tires? That’s just lazy.

Smarties, Necco Wafers and Fireballs are all acceptable. Even Circus Peanuts have fans as long as they are fresh. This list is missing ribbon candy, the dots on paper that you peel off (and always end up eating some of the paper), butter mints, and spare change.

Reminds me of all the angry emails I used to send Maxis whenever one of my Sims died.

I predict it will also be the Halloween costume of 2010 in some way or another.

Is there a way to crash someone’s Twitter account and shut it down?

Due to the unfortunate death of Lady Gaga performing Bad Romance at Carnegie Hall by a chandelier and a bunch of rodeo clowns, balloons artists, and musicians, Thursday’s show will be canceled. There are no future dates planned… I simply can not believe that she died. There is nothing that makes me more unhappy than the death sentence… Not only did she bring her unique brand of stupidity and ignorance to the world of fashion, she carved out a niche market for meatballs… If you don’t believe me, I do not know what it is you want.