Why "Bring It On" Is The Best Movie In The Whole Wide World

“Cheerleaders are dancers who have gone retarded.”

1. Because it brings us back to a time when hairstyles had no limitations.

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Also, what’s up, choker necklace.

2. When the one-strap backpack look was considered cool.

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If you didn’t do this, don’t even talk to me.

3. And when everyone high-fived each other.

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4. Whether it was to acknowledge an outstanding “LOSERsneeze.”

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5. Or because you just told a guy to “malignant THIS” whilst grabbing your junk.

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What a sick burn that was.

6. Because the soundtrack is great.

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7. And makes you want to jump up on your bed and start dancing.

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8. Or roll around on the floor and play the guitar.

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9. Because the sexual undertones were plentiful.

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Sparky Motherfucking Polastri.

10. And actually kind of raunchy.

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11. I mean, just look at how she washes this car antenna.

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12. And how erotic this stretching scene is.

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(Look at the background.)

13. And this is most definitely a lap dance.

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(OK, she’s not technically in his lap, but you get the idea.)

14. But when you really strip it down, you realize it’s actually full of great life lessons.

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15. Like if you want something, you have to take it.

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16. And that sometimes you just have to do it yourself.

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17. Because it’s not about luck.

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Or a curse.

18. It’s about hard work.

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Shout out to the training montage!

19. And owning the moment.

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20. And when that moment comes, you better bring it.

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21. But it also taught us that it’s OK to be different.

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22. And that you shouldn’t judge a book by its cover.

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23. Because when everyone’s doing the same thing…

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24. …something different is usually the way to go.

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25. Plus it taught us what a “Wolf Wall” is.

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It is apparently this.

26. And that an adult-sized swing set is real.

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And still on my list of things I need.

27. But more importantly, it introduced us to “spirit fingers.”

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28. Daytime talk show host Pauletta.

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29. Cliff Pantone, the thinking man’s rocker.

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30. And dat ass.

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31. And if you don’t agree with me, I don’t care.

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“La Freeeeeed”

32. In fact, that’s all right, that’s OK…

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33. Because I’m the cheertator and I’m overruling you.

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34. Bitch.

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