This is the Florida Gators mascot.
This is the Syracuse Orange mascot.
This is the Michigan Wolverines basketball team.
They don't have their own mascot. Such cartoonish tomfoolery is beneath a Michigan Man.
Their goal in March Madness is to make other mascots feel bad about themselves. See Jordan Morgan hustling on D here?
The Syracuse Orange is literally knocked out by Morgan's tough ballin'.
And here is Albert the Gator reacting to a Nik Stauskas three.
Anyway, apparently not having a mascot has fueled the Wolverines to gut-punch everyone else's.
Good luck, Cardinal Bird.
They're coming for you next.
