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The Michigan Wolverines Hate Mascots And Want Them To Suffer

The university doesn’t have a mascot of its own, and they don’t care for anyone else’s, either.

This is the Florida Gators mascot.

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This is the Syracuse Orange mascot.

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This is the Michigan Wolverines basketball team.

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They don’t have their own mascot. Such cartoonish tomfoolery is beneath a Michigan Man.

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Their goal in March Madness is to make other mascots feel bad about themselves. See Jordan Morgan hustling on D here?

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The Syracuse Orange is literally knocked out by Morgan’s tough ballin’.

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And here is Albert the Gator reacting to a Nik Stauskas three.

Albert.

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Good name, Florida.

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Anyway, apparently not having a mascot has fueled the Wolverines to gut-punch everyone else’s.

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Good luck, Cardinal Bird.

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They’re coming for you next.

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