He left Cleveland to be with better teammates.
And he loves his teammates.
This set him up for posterizing alley-oops.
Wait. Nope. That’s an alley-oop to himself.
I guess he doesn’t need teammates after all. And we’ve solved the mystery of who he’s going to sign with after next season: The LeBronJamesTown LeBronJameses. They’re currently 2-1 favorites for the 2015 NBA title.