Baseball Fan’s Foolproof Plan To Jump Headfirst Into A Bush Somehow Backfires

Step one: jump into bush. Step two: ??? Step three: profit!

Last night, Braves right fielder Jason Heyward jacked a solo home run in the top of the 8th inning against the San Diego Padres — a shot that bounced into some landscaping next to San Diego’s outfield bleachers.

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Naturally, a souvenir like that is worth a little extra effort, and one fan went Mountain Dew Xtreme on everyone, launching himself fully into the bush kamikaze-style.

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Which did little to no good, as the ball trickled down the shrubbery and into someone else’s hands.

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Which just goes to show you, less truly is more, and the man that gives the least amount of effort will always win. Also, jumping into a bush is almost always a bad idea.

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