22. Because his goals are wild and crazy.
21. From anywhere on the field.
20. And he always thanks his setup man.
19. Even though he doesn't always need one.
18. Because he has a good sense of humor.
17. And can make fun of himself.
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16. And teach goalkeepers some valuable lessons.
15. Because he's down with President Obama.
14. And beaches.
13. And bro hugs.
12. And blonde hair.
11. And beards.
10. Plus, he works out.
9. And lets little girls paint his nails.
8. And sometimes even acts like a little kid.
7. But not always.
6. Did you know he can speak Spanish?
5. As well as German?
4. But who cares about that? Because he's an American!
3. Capable of making us cry tears of joy.
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2. And he'll do it again.
1. Because he's back.
