7.And you've convinced yourself that NOT sleeping through those two minutes would be wasteful. If you really had to get up, you could, like if there was a fire or something, but there's not. You've earned these two minutes by waking up before your alarm.
8.Unfortunately, this often leads to over-sleeping, so now you're more tired than you were before, creating an internal argument about why you always do this to yourself.
11.But then you start to feel guilty because you're not really sick, so you turn off all of your alarms as a deadly consequential challenge to yourself. YOU WILL WAKE UP!
16.Unfortunately, this is not easy because you just woke up and your brain's not working yet and and the only outfits you can think of are the ones you recently wore.
17.So you just stare at your closet, imagining the potential outfits, and wondering whether people will judge you for wearing the same top twice in one week.
18.This takes longer than you expected, so now you're running SUPER late, which actually works out because now you CAN wear that top and get away with it because "running late" is an excuse for everything.
19.And despite hating yourself all morning for doing this yet again, you know you'll do it again tomorrow because there's nothing like that post-snooze nap.
