Tiffani got a job at JC Penney? Good for her. Good for her.
#4 is totally Kip Dynamite.
Ha ha ha ha! That is NOT rush hour on the subway in NYC. If it were, the photographer would not be able to even SEE those riders from this vantage point.
And, BTW, RoseMarie7, I see women sit like that all the time on the subway. I have never heard anyone call them names as you suggest, let alone “everyone”.
Number 14 (#38)
Best one-off (or two-off) performance of the series. He was brilliant.
“Harry Styles looks like a monkey”
“Kim Jong Un looks like Android 19”
“James Franco looks like a duck”
Yup. I’m a Nikon user, though.
Yes, everything here except for the cigarettes.
If the subway car is as empty as this one clearly is, you can bet your hat that I am going to sit just like this. Moving sideways at 30 miles an hour sitting in a seat that is designed for 5’3”, 100-pound females, I am going to find comfort and stability.
Ha! I always thought the same thing!
No pictures of the line OUTSIDE the store? At least 4 or 5 times in the last year I have turned right around and gone home when seeing the line outside of the 14th st. location. Yes, a line of people with a “bouncer” at the door just to get inside!
I bet Dr. Mephesto is behind this.
Very cute, KayJay, very cute.
This one is my favorite:
“You should smile more. You know, it takes fewer muscles to smile than it does to frown!” to which I always reply “yeah, but it doesn’t take ANY freaking muscles to do neither!”
Now, please don’t stop-and-frisk me,
But, what’s a rhyme for “Disney?”
I got Biff Tannen. I don’t think that is accurate, though. I just guessed on the questions because SOMEBODY was supposed to give me the quiz answers, but they forgot to give me enough time to re-copy. What a butt-head.
Her hand is touching him. Did she cut off her hand, too?
Yes…unless you are given lots of $$$ from mommy and daddy. The trust fund kids get to live in Hollywood’s version of NYC.
A. Ma. Zing.
Run-down building in Park Slope before it was really PARK SLOPE. 1 “bedroom” w/ no door. No furniture. Slept on the floor next to my buddy’s futon in the “bedroom”; roommate on the floor in the living room…and an un-caged parrot flying around the apartment annoying everyone day and night. And I absolutely could not be MORE thrilled…I was finally in NYC. Still here nearly 2 decades later :-)
How do his legs bend like that? Dogs’ legs don’t do that.
Bully! Just bully!