Top 10 Hottest Politicians.

If we use beauty pageants to determine who gets to represent America, why can't we also use it as a tool to determine who gets to run our country? Like, I want to know what their talents are and what they look like in the bathing suit round.

Abe Lincoln.

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Look at that fluffy wind blown hair he had. I need every boy in America to take this photo to their hair dresser and ask for the "Lincoln".

Theodore Roosevelt.

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The original Rough Rider.... clearly his talent would have been performing the "Ruff Ryders Anthem. "

Stop, drop, shut 'em down open up shop

Oh, no That's how Ruff Ryders roll

John Tyler.

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Our 10th President, often forgotten about. Don't let the long nose and big ears fool you. He has a uniqueness about him that would get him signed to the top modeling agencies for sure.

William Howard Taft.

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We should probably go ahead and have a facial hair category. Between this masterpiece and Teddy's up there, it would be a close call.

Chester A Arthur.

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Chester would give Harry Styles a run for his hair money. I'm pretty positive in the early years of Harry's style he had this exact hair cut. (Minus those side burns.)

Rutherford B. Hayes.

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Absolutely would have been in the Top 3. His style is on point with that ascot.

Millard Fillmore.

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I want to assume he had the bluest of blue eyes like Alec Baldwin. (You all see that right? I think this is actually Alec Baldwin at one of those old time photo centers at like Hershey Park.)

Grover Cleveland.

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Ron Swanson Swag.

Franklin Pierce.

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He would have had the most MySpace followers. Look at that curly emo band hair.

Andrew Johnson.

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He's got that Tommy Lee Jones, Men In Black situation going on. Hottie.

No disrespect to these amazing humans, I'm just saying--they deserve to be judged by their looks as Miss. America does.

God Bless America.