Ardi Rizal smokes up to 40 cigarettes a day. He smokes one brand and one brand only, and has major meltdowns when his parents try to take his smokes away. Because he’s TWO YEARS OLD. [read the complete story at The Bad Moms Club]
Birthday cakes: sometimes they are the best part of the celebration and at the very least are guaranteed to draw oohs and aahs. Or – if the birthday girl or boy is really lucky – maybe a moan of ‘braaaaaaaiiiiiins‘.
There’s a kind of poetic beauty to the news that – you might want to sit down for this – Robert Pattinson, the sparkliest vampire in the history of the world is going to be playing the role of – really, you’re going to want to sit down for this – Kurt Cobain, the least sparkliest anything in the history of everything. Keep Reading
This is the best doll ever, in my opinion. Why bother with those ridiculous breastfeeding dolls when you can have one with a robotic, urine-spraying willy? You must watch this video.
There is a strong possibility that the children of The Bad Moms may have created, produced, and marketed the following cooking show. The banjo music seems their style. Also, the hostess Zaylee Jean could be a friend that we just haven’t had the pleasure of meeting yet. At just over a minute into the video the reaction and excitement of Zaylee Jean is pretty much akin to how we roll when cooking in our kitchen. It ain’t cookin’ time until the flour flies. [watch video and continue reading]
This is noteworthy? Really? That a two and a half year old can work an iPad? Have these people not seen a baby with an iPhone or iTouch? An iPad is like the super-sized, Pat The Bunny board book version of an iPhone. It’s huge. Of course a toddler can use it. A toddler could teach you to use it.
AGAIN WITH THE BACON! Last week we featured research that finally supports the fact " the FACT! " that bacon makes babies brainier, and before that we shared the interesting and now proven-by-science claim that more than 40% of Canadians prefer bacon to sex. And now we're here to tell you that this whole UP WITH BACON business has gone a little too far. Baby formula too far.
Why don’t I find this hard to believe? Angelina Jolie is rumored to be taking on the role of one of my four-year old daughter’s most revered villains: Maleficent of Sleeping Beauty fame.
Sometimes I read an article and think that it cannot be possibly true. Someone, I tell myself, must be pulling the Internet’s leg because something this ridiculous cannot exist. Take, for instance, this post on creepy children’s books. I had to verify that some of these texts are actual published works, and much to my horror, they are. Now I’m officially terrified of children’s book authors along with clowns, and Ann Coulter.
My daughter is only in junior kindergarten, so she’s never been in a school play. She has, however, been in a dance recital, and I can tell you that it was not inspired by the movie Showgirls or the Demi Moore classic Striptease or even that old favorite, Flashdance. This, obviously, was a very great relief to me, not least because not one of those films would benefit from a live action remake. The following grade school play was, however, inspired by a movie, and an R-rated one at that. Behold, people, for I bring you A Very Little Kids Presentation Of SCARFACE [Read More]
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