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    Senor Caca Is Not On Our Reading List

    Sometimes I read an article and think that it cannot be possibly true. Someone, I tell myself, must be pulling the Internet’s leg because something this ridiculous cannot exist. Take, for instance, this post on creepy children’s books. I had to verify that some of these texts are actual published works, and much to my horror, they are. Now I’m officially terrified of children’s book authors along with clowns, and Ann Coulter.