The other day during dinner I was saying how half cut strawberries kind of look like vaginas and they didn’t agree with me. Glad I’m not wrong.
The other day during dinner I was saying how half cut strawberries kind of look like vaginas and they didn’t agree with me. Glad I’m not wrong.
God bless Noah and his gap tooth. Love him.
I have a Law & Order SVU calendar at my work desk that’s visible to everyone. This month it’s Munch and the Capt having a serious moment. No shame.
Well damn, I’m as bland as a saltine cracker.
The first one looks like a uterus, AND the sticker says 69. I know the uterus and 69 technically don’t “go” together per se, but still, teehee.
I had a few Baby-G watches…that’s about it.
I got a vineyard to follow me because of my weekly #WineWednesday tweets. I wouldn’t give that up for all of One Direction #I’mDied #KidsSuck
I was at the game when this happened. It was the most devastating thing I’ve ever seen. My prayers are to Ware for a speedy recover, and you know the Cards are going to play hard to the championship for him.
I hope buzzfeed is keeping tabs on the people that said yes to that torture/murder questions
NO CHICAGO?! Damn you Prince Harry