1. Good Morning! It’s time to head to the kitchen for some breakfast.
2. Maybe just a glass of milk
OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD
3. OK no more wasting time, let’s get dressed!
4. Thankfully the commute to work wasn’t terrible
5. But your co-worker just dropped a bomb
6. Turns out those reports are due TODAY
shit shit shit shit shit shit
7. And everyone on your team is fighting and freaking out
8. It’s time to start thinking outside the box
9. And right when you think you have it under control
10. You have to stop because of an IMPROMPTU CONFERENCE CALL
HOW IS THIS HAPPENING
11. But it turned out to be productive
12. And your boss gave you some food for thought
13. OK, bathroom break then back to work
14. After a few hours, it’s almost finished
15. When your boss walks into your team’s office
OMG I HATE ALL OF YOU
16. She asks you to see the report
17. Oh god the cat’s outta the bag
18. You’re done. Just quit now.
19. WAIT- She actually likes it!
20. What a relief!
21. And now you can even leave the office a little early
22. Straight to Happy Hour!
23. Where you might get a little over-served
24. But that’s totally OK
25. BECAUSE IT’S FRIDAY!
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