1. Sneezing.
2. Coughing.
3. Walking.
4. Coughing while walking.
5. Laughing.
6. Getting kicked in the bladder while pushing your kid on the swings.
7. Yelling and/or raising your voice in any fashion.
8. Wearing tight jeans.
9. A bad case of the hiccups.
10. Lifting up your toddler.
11. Skipping or jumping for any reason.
12. Having to let your kid pee first.
13. Thinking about peeing.
14. Looking at a toilet.
15. Reaching orgasm.
16. Jumpsuits.
17. Reading this post.
