51 Onesies Your Baby Needs In Their Life

    Oh, snap.

    1. Cut to the chase.

    2. Keep it classy.

    3. Hugs not Thugs.

    4. No photos please.

    5. Truth bomb.

    6. Join the clique.

    7. "Mommy, where do rainbows come from?"

    8. Fra-gi-lay.

    9. Wax on, wax off.

    10. Ladies, please.

    11. Teach them early.

    12. Funny 'cause it's true.

    13. West Coast Baby Style.

    14. Puns for days.

    15. ...And days.

    16. ...And days.

    17. It means "no worries". Sort of.

    18. Teach confidence.

    19. Move over Donnie/Joey/Jon/Danny/Jordan.

    20. Call me.

    21. School pride.

    22. Shhhhhh.

    23. Perfect their snarl.

    24. Indoctrinate early.

    25. Ask and ye shall receive.

    26. Guide them through the galaxy.

    27. Show their hardcore side.

    28. Born this way.

    29. Take fashion cues from Liberace.

    30. Welcome Captain Obvious.

    31. Truer words...

    32. Babies age, puns don't.

    33. Beam me up, Mommy.

    34. Oh yes you did.

    35. Show your Warsie pride.

    36. Make sure relatives mark their calendars.

    37. Tell me about it.

    38. Be MTV ready.

    39. Be subtle.

    40. Be un-subtle.

    41. Preach.

    42. The future is now.

    43. Just being polite.

    44. Future physicist.

    45. Welcome to the Danger Zone.

    46. This one's for you, Mom.

    47. The diaper, not the kid.

    48. Truth be told.

    49. Literally.

    50. Get cheeky.

    51. Get technical.