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The holidays are a special time. Especially for parents.
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...And sometimes when your kid is screaming wish list orders at you, and your mom is pissed that she's not hosting for the 34th year in a row....
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Sarcasm is really your only option.
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Well, sarcasm, puns, and booze.
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...or beer. Whatever gets you drunk, right?
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Sometimes, after the four hundredth question about the logistics of Santa Claus, snark is all you have left.
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Even reindeer are not safe from your amusement.
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And like always, there's a Clark Griswold quote for every situation.
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Of course, Home Alone has always given Christmas Vacation a run for its cranky holiday quotability.
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Wishing you and yours a very happy holidays.
