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    15 Struggles First-Time Breastfeeders Know Too Well

    What fresh hell is this?

    1. So you've given birth and you're thinking the hard part is over, right?

    2. And then someone mentions that it's time to try breastfeeding.

    3. For some moms, it's the most natural feeling in the world, a fresh baby suckling at the teat.

    4. But you're not a fucking cow. You don't have teats. You have breasts that until this moment were strictly recreational/decorative.

    5. Hopefully you're one of the lucky ones — the nurse shows you the torpedo hold and you're on your way.

    6. Sure, at first the latch feels like the fire of a thousand suns. But for the most part, you've kind of got this. Sort of.

    7. Of course, it's also possible that your nipples are inverted.

    8. Or that your baby can't open their mouth wide enough to take your nipple.

    9. Maybe your child has a tongue made of sandpaper...

    10. Either way, you'll have a few days to practice that latch before your milk comes in.

    11. Actually there's a good chance you're going to be completely covered in your own fluids at some point.

    12. But you're a pro now, right? You're totally ready to take your skills on the road.

    13. Hopefully you're not shy! Unless you're fond of public restroom stalls, strangers will stare at you.

    14. Got a clot? Hope you like string cheese!

    15. And there will be sweat. Holy hell will there be sweat.

    But above all else, remember: You got this!