Also, aww, he finally got his boat!
Also, aww, he finally got his boat!
Aka Pretty much my favorite reason to lose weight. Thanks for reminding me Buzzfeed!
Dat body doe!! Ooo, kill em Tina!
We just got a puppy, we cannot fart around him or all activity ceases haha. He just stops, mid motion and stares in the general direction. I think this is the biggest mystery in his life right now.
I just remembered that photo and I searched for this post just to add it haha.
Are raves still a thing?
Boyfriend cut in the recent years.
Half of this shit I never wore and the half that I like, I still think is cute. Am I wrong?
I wish they had asked some lesbians, that would have been fun.
I immediately thought the same thing, I said to myself he would have had to kill me before I left my kid, but then its kind of like place the oxygen mask on yourself first. In all reality he would have killed them both, or killed the mother first and then all the baby would have had no one but her crazy dad. It said she stormed off but she may have been fleeing. Its a tough situation and I don’t know what I would have done if I was her.
I’m gonna be the ice breaker and say I am 26 and depressed cause most of these don’t apply to me… I’m a little kid. Also just realized today is my half birthday. Ugh. Alternatively, SUCK IT ADULTHOOD. Strugglin with your degree and makin it is nothin to scoff at.
Nope, Nadal for life. Also, this guy looks like Rachel’s goofy young boyfriend, Tag.
I’ve commented before on similar posts. I want to get something for my boyfriend and I and I need to it be appropriately unisex and long lasting. You can only find one or the other. Either too cutesy or made out of the wrong things. The Legos could work if they were on stainless steel or something similar but that’s about the only thing I’ve found. Any suggestions? Seems like there should be some jewelry besides a set of rings for a long term couple.
AKA skinny as shit people positions AKA has any woman every gotten off in any of these positions?
I have been looking for a set of best friend necklaces for my boyfriend and I for a while, but nothing too girly or sappy, no rings, nothing too expensive but will still last a while. I have looked into the lego necklaces before but they don’t look very sturdy. It’s a struggle.
C’mon Capri Sun. It’s for our servicemen.
Lots of Colleges and military bases all clustered together. It’s been that way for like 100 years. Being a native North Carolinian, its real fun to see my state in the red for ever VD ever. Ugh.
A ton of these things are totally unnecessary and as speaking as someone with no dishwasher and only one small saute pan and one small sauce pot, you’re gonna need more than one of some things and none of others.
Can I have her?
My mom always talked about how her grammy (my great grammy, a little violent and plagued with alzheimers by the time I knew her) would sing “Babes In The Woods” to put them to sleep and it always creeped her the fuck out. Not my great grammy, but still proof… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlW9yKecCPU
This is the same problem I had with that “dream wedding” show where the guy would come in and say fuck your pink-caddy-elvis-themed wedding and turn it into everyone else’s “celebrity” wedding. Let people have their special day. They have found someone so badass that they can share their funnest, most awful shit… everything a healthy marriage is all about!!
No one is concerned with that god awful eye liner?
Thats what Lucille Bluth looked like when she was impregnated by George Sr. lol!
#17 kinda looks delicious.
So, why didn’t Disney think of this? Being in the business of making underage ginies tingle, you would think they would have seen what a genious idea this is.
I fucking hate these gif responses with all my heart, but this is the first appropriate use of this feature that I have seen. Well done.
Why do so many peoples’ moms love Pitbull?!
I meant to hit the heart haha.
I like the apple tattoo!
That’s what I was thinking. I will never put a child in a diaper into skinny jeans haha.
I kind of wish some of Shezow’s powers weren’t a slap and a scream though.
My phone’s only like a year old and it’s too old for this :(
St. Elmo’s muhfuckin Fire.
Cool ideas,but… ain’t nobody got time for that. I’m about to move and I would love to make some things for my new place but those seem way time consuming and expensive.
I loled on #17.
What is he saying?
I’m moving in with my boyfriend in August and he wants all these ridiculous kitchen gadgets and I keep saying no, we don’t have the money and now I have to be like PANINI PRESS!