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10 Reasons Why You're Going To Jail

Okay, okay. You probably won't still go to jail for these things, but we're just saying, you could. In MONOPOLY, though, the law isn't quite as fluid. Keep the high rollers comin', and you're headed to the slammer. (Fortunately, a life sentence is more like three turns.)

1. Have you driven with an uncaged bear while in Missouri?

2. Have you ever ridden an ugly horse?

3. Mutilated an innocent Coloradoan rock?

4. Have you ever double-parked a car in Minnesota?

5. When you visited Yellowstone in the spring, did you take pictures of rabbits?

6. Caught a fish by anything other than its mouth while on vacation in Pennsylvania?

7. Did you step out of a flying plane while in Maine?

8. Remember that time you went cruising with an unchaperoned sheep in Montana?

9. Have you flirted in New York?

10. Staged a fake wrestling match in Louisiana?

Note: As with any "weird laws" post ever, many of these laws are/were on the books — at least during a simpler time — but are also difficult/impossible to verify today. They are, however, funny.