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If "Archer" Characters Had Tinder

"Seriously, are we done with phrasing?"

Malory would remain true to her no-nonsense attitude.

While Barry would hint at his cyborg nature.

Cyril would want you to get a glimpse of what you're missing.

Dr. Krieger would be hunting for someone with shared interests.

Lana obviously wouldn't put up with anyone's shit.

While Woodhouse's literary influences would shine through.

Ray would probably want any prospective Tinder dates to see his ~artsy~ side.

Cheryl wouldn't waste any time telling the world what she's into.

And Pam's reckless behavior and no-fear outlook would be on full display.

And naturally Archer would highlight the importance of Kenny Loggins–related music.