1. Bare Midriffs
Did they make full-length shirts in the 00s? Poor Nicole loosened up her buttons and then lost her shirt.
2. Pleather Pants
If at first you don’t succeed, it’s probably because you stopped wearing pleather. RIP Aaliyah
The ladies of Lady Marmalade taught us if you’re going to show midriff, just go with lingerie. I would also like to clarify that there are FIVE badass chicks from the Moulin Rouge (We love you, Missy).
4. Wet Hair
Whether it was from sweat, a shower, or a sudden rainstorm on the sound stage, it felt like no one had dry hair. And P!nk didn’t care.
5. Midway Choreographed Dance Sequence
Elbows out, hair flip, hair flip, turn
6. Unrealistic Driving Scenes
Thanks to Britney, I expected perfectly windblown hair and no city traffic when I got my license.
7. Unintelligible lyrics
She ain’t a Hollaback Girl or a Harlem Black girl. It could have been either. What is a Hollaback Girl?