ugh. i dont want to get married at your fucking church, why can’t these goons understand that? i want the damn goverment document that has the unfortunate luck of being named like a sacrament at your church.

i had a crush on sarah j parker

i might have to copy this

hmm. this comedy could have easily existed in the mid 90s. I’m not sure how i feel about that.

i love her. i used to have a crush on her as a kid because she was such a hoot and not at all stuck up like the other latina tv personalities

wasn’t the second photo, from stanley cup a set up?

Fruit is the only acceptable ingredient. i can vouch for bananas especially. pretty fruit too. that other stuff has to go.

loved reading this especially since i’ve started having night terrors this summer (just two, thankfully). I used to have them as a kid quite often and much more violent.  THe ones i had when i was little were more about needing to run away from the big ol monster who wanted to kill me by stuffing eggs down my throat. On one occasion, i had surgery on both feet, leaving them both in casts and making it close to impossible to walk without feeling excrutiating pain. I had a night terror while dozing off on the sofa during this time and ran around the house in full force without feeling any pain. My mom had to slap me in order to wake me up. The two that i had recently are much more subdued, but still scary and more centered around the idea that i’m going to die. Reading about Wong’s story did shake me up a bit initially, because in the last one i had i felt like i needed to cut my arm off in order to save myself. The part of my conscious that was aware this wasn’t real, disuaded the rest. It worries me that part won’t be awake next time. I have been going through a lot of stress this summer so this all makes “sense”.

attack? really?

mckayla, the horse is already dead. Leave it alone.

i thought she was banging ladies instead. very dissapointed.

do not like!!

its a shame they don’t just use naturally tan colored models to do these spreads and would rather go through the effort of photoshopping blondie

how much is this alcohol-induced and how much of this is drug-induced?

makes me feel so much better about my upcoming trip to berlin this month. that’s one less cannibal i’ll have to worry about!

why isn’t there anything about in-n-out? its in the thumbnail picture. in-n-out has a secret menu

i thought steven mcqueen was richard simmons

Also, where’d you get those glitter oxfords??