G-spot orgasms, squirting, anal orgasms - there’s always a new sexual trend to keep up with isn’t there? Do you feel pressure to keep up with the latest trends in orgasms and sexual fashions? Or are you more old school about things and feel like even though you’ve been doing the same thing in bed for donkey’s year, sod it, if it ain’t broke why fix it?
Mommy blogging seems like a harmless hobby but sometimes moms go mad in an attempt to get attention - like pretending to be pregnant or outing your son as gay!
After an Ohio mommy blogger claimed ‘sexual assault’ just after being airport searched many mommy bloggers are discovering they’ve been violated by people like their dentists [SATIRE!]
How many times, infuriated with someone have you said the phrase ” If so and so doesn’t such and such, I’m gonna kill them!” Imagine if suddenly the police came to your door and arrested you for intent to commit a crime. It would be ridiculous. Imagine you said it on Twitter and your tweet was used as evidence that you are on record as intending to commit that crime. You’d think someone was playing a joke on you. “Ok OK - I get it - you’re a stripogram, aren’t you? Who booked you- was it Stevo?” you’d say.” Right do your worst, get the skooshy cream out, so called ‘officer’ ” as you unbuttoned his shirt and exposed their chest.
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My friend Alana told me the other day that I was unusual in being married ten years and still getting along with my husband. She claimed most people can’t really stand each other after that period of time. And I think that feeling is fairly common and echoed by Slummy Single Mummy who said she was cynical about everlasting love. In any case I was strutting around like a peacock for a bit thinking what a success I was for being married for ten years. In fact so many people have said to me ‘Emma, what’s the secret to a happy marriage?’ that I felt it was time to put fingers to keyboard and dish. [Actually it was really just Alana who is unmarried but still, I’m sure you’re all dying to hear my pearls of wisdom].
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When it comes to love affairs so many people are utter fools. Innumerable delusionals subscribe to some idea that it was an utter fluke that they met their wife/husband. That it was a one in a million chance and they were so lucky to find them. Take Michael Douglas, who is always banging on about what a marvellous chance meeting it was to sit next to Catherine Zeta-Jones at some Hollywood dinner. Once he was thigh to thigh with the world’s most famous Welshwoman the lovestruck old git immediately started babbling like a loon about wanting her to have his babies. Later when she deigned to go out with him he was deluded enough to state ‘luckily for me she likes older men.’ Of course she does Michael. So maybe she’d never been out with one before and maybe if you’d have been a rag and bone man she wouldn’t have given you the time of day but dream on pal…delusion is the fuel to love.