The one about sleeping with your sister on accident might be a nod to the Kroll Show sketch “Rich Dicks” when they’re having a pool party. Effing hilarious.

Those ones that say chicken and macho or sexy and boring or whatever —— They’re terrible! I can’t read them. Even if I could, they barely make sense. The imagery is disgusting. yuck.

Eh, it’s not a toddler or anything. And the dad was right there. Plus his head popped up and he was able to stay afloat without the wings (as we all are, we just need to figure out how).

Lighten up a little bit or that overly cautious/worried attitude is going to be asorbed by your children and they’re not going to know how to cope with the slightest problem/bruise. It’s a part of childhood and none of these kids were injured. Just minorly suprised and/or banged up. They won’t break, it’s ok.

THESE WERE SO AWESOME! I like some of the fails better! What even happened to the pepper eggs? Like, how did they mess it up that badly? Did they cut their fingertips off after trying to paint their nails like marble-nail lady? The broke-down egg-yolk chickadees? Awesome. And, the bottle-bottom flowers would NEVER work in real life with that much paint all over the bottom of the soda bottle. LIARS! Crayon art? Hilarious. Minion-cake fail is better. I feel bad for the Christmas card kid…. Why are they included? It looks fine.

I’m glad they found a home, but if they didn’t, #2 would have been mine in a heartbeat.

#8-9 made me a little sad,
future mob boss is awesome #12
rupunzel made me actually lol
#18 with his seahorses…I want to be friends with a kid who already has such a firm grasp on logic, humor, and sarcasm,
Gabe Perez probably has a crap ton of friends. Four years planning? That’s dedication.

#9 almost made me tear up. That’s incredible.

As bad as conversate. Why do people do this when there’s already “solve” and “converse”?

Loved this article. In somewhat nerdy fashion, I keep a word doc of words and/or phrases that I like/stand out to me in some way/ inspire me/strike me as something I might want to use for future writing, and this article gave me an abundance of such delights. I also love when someone finds the perfect way to poke at pretentious hip dives that try to convince me they’re worth the money.

Still exist! :)

KID PIX!! KID PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!! You have no FREAKING idea how long I have been trying to remember the name of that stupid awesome program! I swear, like, as of last week I was trying to figure it out. I finally settled on “paintbrush” even though I knew that wasn’t what it was called and that paintbrush was merely another prehistoric program in which “stamps” were an available tool. Damn it, Buzzfeed. Sometimes you complete me.

Nah….not quite.

At least Martha makes her tips and crafts unique. It’s more like “I don’t really see how any of the tips she suggests are any different that something Martha Stewart would suggest….because they are literally things Martha Stewart has already suggested.” That’s where the ridicule comes in.

Awesome. Good person - makes my heart happy.

Wow, ladies. It seems the only way you gals can cope with your intense envy is to dig around for whatever lame shots you can find among “bikini is too small”…”her stomach is kind of…um…not as cool as her boobs” and “I bet she totally slept with him - that’s the only reason she got this photoshoot”. Really ladies? Some supermodel’s beauty and comfort-in-her-own-skin bugs you that much?

Um, I do? And a lot of other people who lived through 9/11, or were moved by the outstanding loss of innocent life or the abomination of religious rationale to take lives, people who don’t want to see a hole in the ground to symbolically represent our fear, people who believe a memorial can symbolically demonstrate that we won’t back down, people filled with patriotic pride or sadness, new yorkers, people with functioning hearts or even the smallest amount of empathy, people who watched their father jump out of a building so he didn’t have to burn to death, architects, people that click on a link clearly stating what the post was going to be about and then take the time to comment while entirely missing the irony or hypocrisy of their online participation, sentimentalists, and my mom. Those are all people who care, to answer your question.

derp.