The one about sleeping with your sister on accident might be a nod to the Kroll Show sketch “Rich Dicks” when they’re having a pool party. Effing hilarious.

Those ones that say chicken and macho or sexy and boring or whatever —— They’re terrible! I can’t read them. Even if I could, they barely make sense. The imagery is disgusting. yuck.

Eh, it’s not a toddler or anything. And the dad was right there. Plus his head popped up and he was able to stay afloat without the wings (as we all are, we just need to figure out how).

Lighten up a little bit or that overly cautious/worried attitude is going to be asorbed by your children and they’re not going to know how to cope with the slightest problem/bruise. It’s a part of childhood and none of these kids were injured. Just minorly suprised and/or banged up. They won’t break, it’s ok.

THESE WERE SO AWESOME! I like some of the fails better! What even happened to the pepper eggs? Like, how did they mess it up that badly? Did they cut their fingertips off after trying to paint their nails like marble-nail lady? The broke-down egg-yolk chickadees? Awesome. And, the bottle-bottom flowers would NEVER work in real life with that much paint all over the bottom of the soda bottle. LIARS! Crayon art? Hilarious. Minion-cake fail is better. I feel bad for the Christmas card kid…. Why are they included? It looks fine.

I’m glad they found a home, but if they didn’t, #2 would have been mine in a heartbeat.

#8-9 made me a little sad,
future mob boss is awesome #12
rupunzel made me actually lol
#18 with his seahorses…I want to be friends with a kid who already has such a firm grasp on logic, humor, and sarcasm,
Gabe Perez probably has a crap ton of friends. Four years planning? That’s dedication.

#9 almost made me tear up. That’s incredible.

As bad as conversate. Why do people do this when there’s already “solve” and “converse”?

Loved this article. In somewhat nerdy fashion, I keep a word doc of words and/or phrases that I like/stand out to me in some way/ inspire me/strike me as something I might want to use for future writing, and this article gave me an abundance of such delights. I also love when someone finds the perfect way to poke at pretentious hip dives that try to convince me they’re worth the money.