5. They are well-versed in the deadliest combat techniques, including:
Red light, green light.
9. They have nearly perfected “Face/Off” technology.
11. They seem to be everywhere, all of the time.
“Yes, I saw you eat that cake out of the garbage and yes, I’m judging you.”
13. “Vengeance” is their middle name.
“If she thinks she can just switch me to chicken flavor over turkey, she has got another thing coming.”
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