21 Times Spotify Was Obviously Drunk

Sometimes it’s hard being a music-streaming service.

1. Is everything all right, Spotify?

2. Do you need to talk?

3. It’s like you don’t understand how humans work.

4. Sometimes you don’t even try.

5. It’s like watching a train wreck.

6. Whatever’s wrong, you’ve got to pull yourself together.

7. You’re hurting others and you don’t even care.

8. You need to work on your communication skills.

9. Look at you, you’re desperate for attention!

10. Be honest, do you even listen to music? It’s totally fine if not.

11. You keep dwelling on painful memories.

12. You’re constantly having bad thoughts.

13. MESSED UP thoughts, really.

14. OK, now you’re just making threats.

15. Is life just a big joke to you?

16. It’s not funny anymore.

17. You need help.

18. You’re offending a lot of people.

19. Just…PLEASE…

20. All right, so you hit rock bottom, but it’s not too late to get your life back on track!

21. Come here, buddy. Everything’s gonna be OK.

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