5. This person who always makes sure there’s an emergency banana on the premises.
7. This man who made sure his knees wouldn’t get hurt while playing the keyboard.
11. This office manager who hasn’t allowed a raptor attack since the Jurassic period.
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23. This person who wanted to let you know that the Earth gets slippery when wet.
24. This cat who works as a crossing guard EVEN THOUGH NO ONE ASKED HIM TO.
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