3. This man’s beautiful hair.
You know you want to run your fingers through it.
4. When Keith Primeau scored this goal to beat the Pens and end the longest NHL playoff game in the modern era.
5. Citizens Bank Park’s finest selection on the menu, the Schmitter.
A perfect marriage of steak, salami, onions, tomatoes, cheese, and “special sauce.”
6. When Donovan McNabb trolled the Giants by using their sideline phone.
7. Whenever the Phillie Phanatic teams up with Green Man.
11. This Wing Bowl legend.
12. This man’s warm baritone coming out of your radio.
14. That scene in Silver Linings Playbook where Jennifer Lawrence recites winning Philadelphia sports scores.
18. This Conan skit that aired while the Mets were choking away the 2007 NL East lead.
21. This Temple fan who sacrificed his body for the team.
25. Shawn Bradley being absurdly tall.
27. The fact that this man, who terrorized us for decades, is finally retired.
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