1. This man’s beautiful, beautiful voice.
2. When Allen Iverson made Michael Jordan look silly.
3. This man’s beautiful hair.
You know you want to run your fingers through it.
4. When Keith Primeau scored this goal to beat the Pens and end the longest NHL playoff game in the modern era.
5. Citizens Bank Park’s finest selection on the menu, the Schmitter.
A perfect marriage of steak, salami, onions, tomatoes, cheese, and “special sauce.”