Good news, Parks and Rec lovers: Your favorite show has been turned into your favorite candy. - [Uproxx]
This could be the most internet-y tribute to Lou Reed yet: It’s 5 adorable cat videos perfectly matched with Lou Reed songs. - [Catster]
Feel like punishing your digestive system? Try the new deep-fried Twinkie bacon cheeseburger. - [Death and Taxes]
Good luck ever getting to sleep again: These 10 Wikipedia articles are terrifying ways to kill time. - [Refinery29]
Technology can be so evil: For some reason, scientists are using 3D printers to print…POOP. - [BetaBeat]
Lunch will never be the same again: These super professional photos of modern cuisine will blow your mind (and make you pretty hungry, too). - [Vanity Fair]
Forget ghosts and goblins, this video of a tick sucking human blood will be the scariest thing you see today. - [Discover Magazine]
Don’t be that annoying couple that stays in Halloween night! Here are 7 last-minute costume ideas for you and your significant other. - [YourTango]
- A conservation group in Zimbabwe reported that Jericho, the brother of beloved lion Cecil, was shot and killed by a hunter. But some scientists monitoring the pride believe he is OK.
- Joe Biden has begun to "actively explore a possible presidential campaign," the New York Times reports.
- The trooper who pulled over Sandra Bland was disciplined for "unprofessional conduct" in the fall of 2014, records show.